Personalized Goat Lover Wife Funny Farm Toddler T-Shirt. This funny goat themed Toddler T-Shirt - Light Blue makes a great gift for women who love goats and goat farming, it says driving my husband crazy one goat at time. A toddler-soft cotton tee in look-at-me, big kid colors. 4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton. White is sewn with 100% cotton thread. Topstitched rib crew neck. Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.